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"TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck) 06/18/2016 at 22:45 • Filed to: None

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Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 06/18/2016 at 22:49

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Nah

EmbraceTheRasp > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 06/18/2016 at 22:51

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I’m no fan of the Prius. It doesn’t pull as hard as it should for an electric, and it handles like a sock full of rocks riding a skateboard. (that makes no sense, i’m blaming the gin) But killing 50 people with a Prius will require an amount of dedication that most Prius owners reserve for converting others to veganism. 

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 06/18/2016 at 22:56

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Just saving you all the trouble.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 06/18/2016 at 22:59

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WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!?!???!?

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/18/2016 at 23:00

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meh people can say what they want about guns but ill have them and shoot them for as long as im alive. And they arent going away anytime soon

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > EmbraceTheRasp 06/18/2016 at 23:01

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That and their smugness

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 06/18/2016 at 23:01

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Much safer in the Prius...

Sam > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 06/18/2016 at 23:02

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I’ll modify a Rick and Morty line -Beth: What’s new at school?

Morty: Nothing.

Summer: Nothing!

Morty: Oh, uh, one of the lunch ladies died. They found her in the gym with, like, two holes in her neck and all the blood drained out of her.

Beth: Good lord! Who does something like that?

Morty: Obviously a ‘gun’. W-w-where’s the pepper?

Summer: Wait, what?! ‘Guns’ are real?!

Rick: Yes, Summer, vampires are real.

Rick: Who knew? Oh, right, all humanity, for hundreds of years, now.

Morty: Yeah, Summer, it’s a big universe. Get used to it. R-right, Rick?

Summer: Well, what are we going to do?!

Rick: We’re gonna live our lives until we die.

Rick: Possibly by ‘guns’. More likely auto accident or heart disease, but possibly ‘guns’.

(The original sequence was about a vampire, obviously. Didn't have the names, so I had to add them by memory)

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 06/18/2016 at 23:08

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while holding a gun to return fire. AMIRIGHT

wafflesnfalafel > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 06/18/2016 at 23:10

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start them with .22s, and then they can move up from there

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 06/18/2016 at 23:12

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Nah, lol.

Sam > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 06/18/2016 at 23:15

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Nah, there were 628 children <11 killed AND injured in 2014 by guns. There were 861 children <13 killed in car accidents in 2014 (the most recent number I could find).

The most likely causes of death for Americans are heart disease and cancer. Guns don’t even break the top 10. In fact, there are so few gun deaths compared to other causes, that it isn’t even mentioned as a leading killer of Americans (unless you count suicide as gun-related, but those people will likely off themselves regardless)

Now if we’re talking children being fired from guns, that is probably a lot more dangerous than the Prius.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Sam 06/18/2016 at 23:20

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But were those Prius deaths?

Sam > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 06/18/2016 at 23:22

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Man, now I wanna see the numbers on that. My guess is that fatalities are just divided by most popular-least popular vehicles. So probably a lot of them were, actually.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Sam 06/18/2016 at 23:24

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I’d bet age of vehicle factors in pretty highly, but yeah.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > wafflesnfalafel 06/18/2016 at 23:25

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haha yea then .380 then 9mm soon they will be shooting 50BMG from the sholder

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Sam 06/18/2016 at 23:28

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Not exactly what you want, but closer: http://www.iihs.org/iihs/topics/dr…

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 06/18/2016 at 23:42

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Looked it up, driver death rate (I know, not total) for the Prius is only 1.6 per 100,000. So, yeah...

Berang > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 06/19/2016 at 02:39

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My biggest gun is one an insecure manbaby can’t buy at any store.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Berang 06/19/2016 at 08:37

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.

sdwarf36 > wafflesnfalafel 06/19/2016 at 10:56

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Yea-thats what Adam Lanza’s mother said.

wafflesnfalafel > sdwarf36 06/19/2016 at 18:58

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exactly...